Friday, November 09, 2007

absent minded...

At the golf club, there was a sign posted on the bulletin board:

Lost Keys!
I lost my keys between the parking lot, the retaurant, and the pro shop. I may have put them in someone else's bag by accident.
If you find them, please drop them off at the pro shop.
I'll buy the finder lunch or dinner at the restaurant!

I loved the part about him maybe putting the keys in someone else's bag.
I don't feel quite so absent-minded now.



Oopsy Daisy said...

Are you sure he just hadn't invented a new way to get women to dine with him? It's the good old classic "put your keys in a pretty womans golf bag and report them missing so you can reward her with a candlelit dinner when she returns them to you" trick. LOL

Sam said...

Oh, the oldest trick in the book!!
I'll put this one after 'darn, it looks like we just ran out of gas...'

Oopsy Daisy said...

Right next to "it's only a cold sore" and "Of course I'll respect you in the morning". LOL

December/Stacia said...

Lol Oopsy Daisy.

I once left my keys in my fridge. I'd set them there while I unloaded groceries and forgot, and searched for almost half an hour before finally thinking to check there.

They were cold.

John Nez said...

Well I have a truly special talent for losing the grocery list. It is a common sight to see me standing by my shopping cart, hopelessly going through every pocket I have... once, twice, three times... unable to locate the list I had just 2 minutes ago!

But I never tried slipping it into anyone's shopping bag... I never knew any tricks. I'm dumb that way.